About me

04.02.10 / Author: Jessi

I am loud, giggly, and amazingly awesome!

My name is Jessi, I’m 23. I’m retarded in love with my husband Rob. We have a daughter, Violet. All 3 of us are big into video games and all things geeky and out of the norm. I wanted to start this blog to document my day to day life, share pictures and to just really have a place that was all my own to do with as I please.

Let me start by telling you a stupid amount of facts about myself:
♥ I’m probably the most loud-mouthed woman you’ll ever meet.
♥ If I have shit to say about you, I’ll say it to your face.
♥ Spell my name wrong, and I’ll fucking cut you. It’s J-E-S-S-I. Not Jessie.
♥ I have Irish, German, Portuguese and Filipino running through my veins.
♥ I have a pet tortoise, a Dachshund and a kitten.
♥ I cuss like a sailor.
♥ I do whatever I want, Whenever I want, However I want.
♥ I’m a worry wart and I dwell on shit.
♥ I love tattoos. I have one but I want so many more.
♥ I make handmade jewelry cause I’m cool like that.
♥ I am obsessed with the TV show “How I Met Your Mother” and yes… I use Barneyisms and random kinds of high fives.
♥ I’m a true organized mess.
♥ I’m a nympho, I love porn and I’m comfortable with my sexuality.
♥ There are times when I can look at my husband and just know what he’s thinking without him saying a word.
♥ I’m VERY moody and have been known to flip in 2.8 seconds.
♥ I think 98% of females are shady.
♥ I have a semi-photographic memory.
♥ I stress out easily.
♥ I’m a bed hog, I steal covers and rock back and forth in my sleep.
♥ Despite how I act, I’m actually not as confidant as I seem.
♥ I don’t drink, smoke or do any form of drugs.
♥ I collect panties, purses, smashed pennies and pins.
♥ I’m very aggressive and outspoken, most people take that as being a bitch.
♥ Robert and Violet are the reasons I continue to breathe.
♥ I eat more than most guys.
♥ I can be very slow sometimes.
♥ I’m spoiled; blame my husband.
♥ I’m not as nice as I pretend to be. I’m not as mean either.
♥ My husband and my mom are my best friends.
♥ I’m obsessed with taking pictures… mostly of myself.
♥ I cry easily and often; it helps me.
♥ Garbage Disposals, Birds, Spiders and bugs of any kinda freak me out.
♥ I’m very competitive and need to be the best at everything.
♥ I’d rather swim in my pool than go the beach.
♥ I almost never hold grudges and I am too quick to forgive.
♥ My daughter is cuter, smarter and way better than any other kids!
♥ I’m a sucker for a good sense of humor, blue eyes and a cute butt. My man has all 3!
♥ I never feel the need to front like life is always perfect because it actually is 99% of the time.
♥ I fall in lust easily.
♥ I sometimes surf the internet for hours.
♥ I am a huge perfectionist and will do something over and over until it meets my standards.
♥ I truly believe in retail therapy.
♥ I spend HOURS thinking about how I want to decorate my house, how I want to paint it and what I want the landscape to look like.
♥ Music, especially piano and singing, is my passion.
♥ I offer my trust and love too easily.
♥ I love to drive with the windows down, wind in my hair and with Emo music blaring.
♥ I’ve been told I hit like a guy.
♥ I get very grumpy when I’m tired, hungry or need to get laid.
♥ I’m very close to my sister in law, she’s like a second mother to me.
♥ I laugh when people get physically hurt.
♥ I’m a true girly-girl but tend to act more like a tom-boy.
♥ I use anger to cover almost every other emotion.
♥ I’m very bossy & controlling.
♥ I’m the best bargain shopper EVER.
♥ I never fail to laugh at a fat joke. You HAVE to have a good sense of humor about yourself.
♥ I could lay in bed and kiss and touch for hours.
♥ I have no patience and everything irks me.
♥ I’m protective of my family, friends and animals.
♥ My ultimate goal is to be a better person than I was when I met Robby and to see my daughter grow up as an independent, happy, educated, woman.
♥ I have a “thing” for smells. I always have a candle burning or oils burning.
♥ I have a room in my house that is all MINE. I go there when I’m stressed or just need to get away from life. I love me time.
♥ YES, I AM cool, I AM amazing, and I’m fucking AWESOME. Chances are, you’re not.
♥ You don’t have to love me. You don’t even have to like me. But you WILL respect me.

I am a wife, a mother, a daughter, a sister, a granddaughter, a niece, a cousin, a friend. I am a partner, a student, a young girl and a grown woman. I am confidant, scared, terrified and excited. I am loving, and caring, and thoughtful, and hopeful. I am sick and tired. I am loud and friendly, and careful and careless. I am broken and whole. I am misunderstood, misguided, and mislead. I am hard working and determined, but a little scared on the inside. I wish on stars and dream my dreams. I pray to God and cry my tears. I smile on the outside, while I’m crying on the inside. I listen to others who won’t listen to me. I walk on eggshells and I walk on fire. I believe in passion and believe even more in True Love. I love you and I push you away. I want you but sometimes I want to be alone. I am everything and nothing all at once. And all I want is for you to love me. I am happy with who I am. I am content with the path my life is taking. I am loved. I am never afraid to express my opinions. I am unchangeable.

What I’m doing with my life:
At the moment, I am an at home mom, as I have been for 4 years and I wouldn’t change it for the world. I spend my free time making handmade beaded jewelry, quilting and playing different video games and last but not least trying to get some of my music recorded.

Also, helping Robby and his friend with their comic book company.

I’m really good at:
Making people laugh, playing piano and singing, writing, making beaded jewelry, baking, I recently started quilting. Rocking faces at karaoke, picking up a random instrument and being able to play it 10 minutes later, drawing attention to myself. Apparently, I’m also good at doing things to make others happy… even if they don’t deserve it.

The first things people usually notice about me:
♥ My laugh… it’s loud and obnoxious haha. I’m overly outgoing and loud in general.
♥ My eyes. I LOVE my eyes and apparently do does everyone else.
♥ My hair. It’s WILDLY curly and usually a hot mess.
♥ I talk very forwardly with people.
♥ The fact that my cell phone seems to be fused to my hand.

My favorite books, movies, TV, music, and food:
Books: ♥ “Lightening” by Dean Koontz ♥ “Irish Born” Series by Nora Roberts ♥ “Mackenizie’s Mountain” by Linda Howard ♥ “Heart and Soul” by Sally Mandel ♥ “The Twilight Saga” by Stephanie Meyer ♥ The Harry Potter Series by JK Rowling ♥

Movies: ♥ Shaun of the Dead ♥ Howl’s Moving Castle]] ♥ My Neighbor Totoro ♥ Castle in the Sky ♥ Kiki’s Delivery Service ♥ Spirited Away (yes I really love Hayao Miyazaki films) ♥ Resident Evil (all 3) ♥ Wizard of Oz ♥ Sweeny Todd ♥ Rise ♥ Interview With a Vampire ♥ Nightmare Before Christmas ♥ The Corpse Bride ♥ Garden State ♥ Kung Fu Hustle ♥ Dirty Love ♥ Just Like Heaven ♥ The Forbidden Zone ♥ Harold and Maude ♥ V For Vendetta ♥ Silent Hill ♥ The Family Stone ♥ Harry Potter ♥ Shrek ♥ Center Stage ♥ Sling Blade ♥ Roll Bounce ♥ Shall We Dance ♥ House on Haunted Hill ♥ Liar, Liar ♥ The Notebook ♥ The Skeleton Key ♥ Bewitched (2006) ♥ Love Me If You Dare ♥ Harold and Kumar ♥ Hitch ♥ The Aviator ♥ Music of the Heart ♥ Mind Hunters ♥ Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy ♥ The Cube Trilogy ♥ French Kiss ♥ Hell Boy ♥ Lemony Snicket’s ♥

TV: ♥ Doctor Who ♥ Torchwood ♥ House ♥ Family Guy ♥ American Dad ♥ Lie to Me ♥ The Tribe (if you have heard of this show, or even more… LIKED it… you get 15 cool points) ♥ Bones ♥ The Simpsons ♥ Arrested Devolopement ♥ The Dinosaurs (again 15 cool points if you watched this show) ♥ Smallville ♥ How I Met Your Mother ♥ Friends ♥

Music: ♥ fgfc820 ♥ Tokio Hotel ♥ Breaking Benjamin ♥ Three Days Grace ♥ Lil Wayne ♥ T Pain ♥ Akon ♥ 30 Seconds to Mars ♥ Paramore ♥ HelloGoodbye ♥ Blink 182 ♥ Timbaland ♥ Linkin Park ♥ Something Corporate ♥ Sunny Day Real Estate ♥ My Chemical Romance ♥ Matchbook Romance ♥ All American Rejects ♥ Juliana Theory ♥ Angels and Airwaves ♥

Food: ♥ Chinese (house special lo mein, egg rolls) ♥ Thai (spring rolls, pineapple and chicken fried rice) ♥ Anything “homecooked” by Robby (grilled chicken, “ten ton pasta,” chicken peprikash) ♥

Things I could never do without:
♥ My husband, Robert and our 9 year old daughter, Violet (they come as a package haha).
♥ ♫♪♫♪ (Music).
♥ My CrackBerry, my lap top, internet and World of Warcraft.
♥ My hairy wiener, Luckie (he’s a Dachshund), our new kitten, Coco. Also a tortoise by the name of George.
♥ Our comfy king size bed with a million blankets and pillows.
♥ Air conditioning.
♥ Sex.
♥ Lip gloss and black eye liner (from Hot Topic)
♥ My PT Cruiser. Her name is Fiona.
♥ Karaoke
♥ Making out.
♥ Emotions and attention.
♥ ZunePass
♥ Tight jeans
♥ Hoodies